Monday, 12 July 2010

Drunk Tory Scum

With glorious contempt for his constituents, Tory MP Mark Reckless (ho ho ho) got wasted on heavily-subsidised booze at the House of Commons and missed a vote. He's definitely Tory Scum of the Day.

Perhaps this explains the continued absence of my MP, Paul Uppal, who hasn't managed to reply to my polite letter of 12 weeks ago. He must have gone on a massive bender. Have you seen a man in his 40s, perhaps wearing nothing but a House of Commons ID card, demanding 'Do You Know Who I Am'? Perhaps he really doesn't. I'm genuinely worried about his safety now. Perhaps he fell in the Thames after a mammoth session with Mark Reckless.

Have you seen this man?

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