They couldn't keep it up. In a recession, even the market for Viagra softened. 2500 workers ejected from the premises because everyone's too depressed to shag or too poor to reach for the chemicals.
What did the redundancy letter say? 'This has never happened before'? 'Apply again in a few minutes?' 'It's not you, it's me'? At least the staff can steal enough stock to keep a stiff upper lip.
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Response to redundancy letter:
"Yes? Well, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"
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