Sunday, 20 February 2011

My sins 1: picnicking

I found a good bit in the Bible which explains why this world is in such a terrible state.

No, it's not the gays, fornicators and bestiality fans.

It's the Map Twats. We've repeatedly broken one of God's cardinal rules, according to Leviticus.

Lev 19:26 Eat not on the mountains

I have pictures of us sinning, which I'll post when I'm back on my own computer. They're online here, here, and here: pages and pages of us sinning over and over again. Often on a dead sheep. But that's a different story.

Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa


neal said...

Wouldn’t that be a bit of a bastard if you were a shepherd?

If I have the notation system correct the version of the Bible I have here has Lev 19:26 as ‘You shall not eat any flesh with the blood in it’ so God thinks a rare steak it out but likes it well done, perhaps sensible at the time.

The Plashing Vole said...

You're going to hell for several reasons.