Ball ball ball, footy footy footy

(That's an Adam and Joe reference, by the way - embedding disabled, so you'll have to watch the greatest football song ever here).

Meanwhile, one of my myriad sisters sends me this letter from the Daily Mail (of course).

This isn't a case of Mike Phelps of Yeovil being individually evil: one person wrote and posted this letter. Another thought it was a good one to include on the letters page and the editor agreed. This is systemic evil.