Monday, 17 October 2011

Uncle Eric's Big Society Pickle

Talk of the government's plan to reduce the nation's calorie intake by 5bn per day (while putting junk food manufacturers in charge of health policy) reminded me of Eric Pickles, the Sontaran on secondment to the Tory government, a man who could cut down those 5bn calories simply by skipping lunch.

Eric Pickles

Sontaran interloper

Which reminded me of my birthday present from Neil:  a fine jar of Eric's Big Society Pickle (with added orphan's tears). Delicious.

1 comment:

Grumpy Bob said...

I do wish you hadn't posted this. I am now feeling distinctly queasy.