Talk of
the government's plan to reduce the nation's calorie intake by 5bn per day (while
putting junk food manufacturers in charge of health policy) reminded me of Eric Pickles, the
Sontaran on secondment to the Tory government, a man who could cut down those 5bn calories simply by skipping lunch.
Eric Pickles
Sontaran interloper
Which reminded me of my birthday present from Neil: a fine jar of Eric's Big Society Pickle (with added orphan's tears). Delicious.
1 comment:
I do wish you hadn't posted this. I am now feeling distinctly queasy.
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