Monday 5 April 2010

Sucking Satan's…

Just because it crossed my mind (and hey, what's blogging for if not that?): a quote from Stewart Lee. For non-soccer fans, Gary Lineker was a famously nice and successful striker who now infests our screens offering bland commentary and advertising crisps. Lee is officially the 41st best stand-up comedian ever.

We now know that crisps make little children fat. Why does Gary Lineker choose to advertise crisps? He can't need the money, he's on television all the time. His family run a fruit & vegetable stand in Leicester market, "Lineker's Fresh Fruit & Veg" - he could advertise that. He could help to save human lives. But instead he chooses to advertise crisps. Why does he advertise crisps? It can only be that Gary Lineker is sexually aroused by the idea of obese children dying. 


2 comments:

Some Chilean Woman said...

If everyone was naked like that all the time it really wouldn't be that sexy.

The Plashing Vole said...

Never mind everyone - I'd put everyone off their crisps singlehanded.