Sorry, infected by the Drive By Abuser book Cynical Ben's just sent me for Easter, along with one of his custom CDs (no tracklist though). Drive-By Abuser is one of the Modern Toss characters who had misery and cynicism to our lives. He slides past on a scooter uttering unnecessarily passive-aggressive comments on everyday activities.
Here's 'Ornithologist', in honour of Ben and Dan:
Hiding in bushes yeah?
spying on birds
ticking 'em off in a little book?
Still, there's no law against it is there?
be different if it was people though wouldn't it?
you'd be banged up
with all the fucking perverts
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