Thursday 1 April 2010

Fancy an Edinburgh kiss?

Apparently the Labour Party is going to campaign on Gordon Brown's hard man credentials. The new posters are certainly combative - I look forward to seeing them in every town.


In other news, a locket with a French inscription found in the remains of Shakespeare's Stratford home reveals that Shakespeare's mother was French (Ardennes, not Arden, as previously believed), and - most pleasing to your humble correspondent - the discovery that urban voles now outnumber rats in several of the UK's cities, including Stoke, Hull and Carlisle. I knew our time would come. 

In unrelated News, Sue has an April Fool joke.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Tehe. It's only fitting really, considering that the Royal Family are German, and Churchill was a comedy dog.