I'm no Oasis fan. I was for a while - working in a terrible pub (legal reasons prevent me from regaling you with the appalling things done to the 'food'), music played in one corner on a constant loop. Of the 90 minutes, the only two decent songs were Supersonic and Cigarettes and Alcohol (this was 1994), and I would time my passes around the tables to catch these thrilling, sneering, passionate songs.
It was, of course, all downhill after that, but I still have a soft spot for Noel Gallagher, on the strength of two comments he made:
'Michael Owen - he looks like a trainee CID officer' (Owen is a soccer player and CID is the plain-clothes detective police branch).
'Liam is a man with a fork in a world of soup'. I love this phrase and intend to use it all the time. Perhaps not when I'm marking.
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