Wednesday, 8 July 2009

Mark ye but this

Mark has:
a three-legged cat
14,500 books
7 broken TVs
no ceilings
no number-plates
3 broken computers
one (semi-) working eye
no spectacles

and is a dear, dear friend and colleague. His research interests are porn, Charles Manson and other freaky stuff. And now he's completely knackered his back - can only shuffle, can't lift things etc - so I'm off to help him move office. He is, of course, in possession of the largest library in the university. See his library and cat here (and mine here)

2 comments:

Lauren said...

No ceilings? what about a roof. i'd say a roof is a celing well kind of.

The Plashing Vole said...

He didn't have a roof for five years, after paying someone in advance to fix it - the rest of the house is evidence of the misery caused by a partial roof…