Enormous swell of popularity

Dear God, I've acquired 2 followers who aren't bound to me by inescapable extra-web bonds - people, surely you've got better things to do? I'm slightly unnerved though - Flowerface has used a picture of Mitchell and Webb as his/her profile photo. Is this satirical? I'm used to being shouted at on the street for looking like Mitchell. We share a birthday. His thoughts are essentially my thoughts…

But welcome, anyway.