Thursday 26 February 2009

All the misery pays off at last

I bought two jerseys yesterday. So f*cking what, you might ask - a pig wrapped in a sheep. Well, they're medium-sized, MEDIUM, I tell you. I only had the one degree last time I squeezed my flabby, pasty carcass into so little fabric. The world turned upside-down…

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Can Ben have all of your old clothes then? The ones you've shrunk out of.