Monday 23 February 2009

Aquarage

Queue-jumping Smoker appears to have invited his friends to the pool party: a stream of them pushed in today. I'm going to start drowning them soon. Their atrophied lungs presumably aren't up to much more than 10 seconds underwater. At least the rage is keeping my heart rate up.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Could Queue-jumping Smoker be a new Modern Toss character? He sounds a bit like Alan in some respects. Next time he almost mows you down in his twat-wagon try and get a listen to what's on his stereo - it could be 'I Like To Move It, Move It', or even 'I'm Horny, Horny Horny Horny'.......

The Plashing Vole said...

Good thinking, that Dan. It writes itself.