Given that Denmark has just banned Marmite, it becomes increasingly clear that the mysterious mission to England on which Hamlet, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are sent was in fact a Marmite smuggling operation.
If you're a Dane or living in Denmark, and desperate for supplies, I'm sure we can organise an air-drop or charitable shipment. In return for you sending some fine Carlsberg Stout instead of that mucky lager you export.
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