Tuesday, 24 May 2011

Something Rotten in the State of Denmark

Given that Denmark has just banned Marmite, it becomes increasingly clear that the mysterious mission to England on which Hamlet, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are sent was in fact a Marmite smuggling operation.

If you're a Dane or living in Denmark, and desperate for supplies, I'm sure we can organise an air-drop or charitable shipment. In return for you sending some fine Carlsberg Stout instead of that mucky lager you export.

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