Chow down, piggies

KFC are, of course, seriously concerned for customers' health. They say so:

At KFC, we take great pride and care to provide you with the best food and dining experience in the quick service restaurant business.

We believe eating sensibly, combined with appropriate exercise, is the best solution for a healthy lifestyle. KFC offers a variety of menu items for those that want lower fat, lower calorie choices, including Tender Roast and Honey BBQ Sandwiches, corn on the cob, BBQ baked beans and green beans.

To help you further, we've provided nutritional information so you can make informed choices about what to eat.

However, they also believe very strongly that bread is too boring to put in a sandwich. Now, what would you replace it with? How about… fried chicken? The Double Down Sandwich is, according to The Vancouver Sun, 1228 calories, not far short of 3 Big Macs and consists of fried chicken with bacon and cheese in the middle.