As I mentioned, my beloved maternal grandmother passed away a couple of days ago (it's OK, I've got another one, and she's only 90).
So what did she miss?
Stoke City in its first ever FA Cup Final.
Stoke City losing in its first ever FA Cup Final.
The Eurovision Song Contest
One of the best Doctor Who episodes ever, written by Neil Gaiman.
Some good rain.
On balance, it was an OK day to depart.