I always wonder who has to give consent before some scumbag politician descends on your hospital bed for some cheap publicity. Imagine having Cameron's sausage face leaning over you while you're trying to come to terms with cancer…
This time, the doctor in charge is having none of it (and the bow tie implies he's a Doctor Who fan) and the Prime Minister is unceremoniously booted out:
And while we're in the mood, here's Michael Gove falling flat on his arse. It's a metaphor.
3 comments:
The phrase "Cameron's sausage face" made me laugh so much my tea went, quite literally, over the keyboard. Well played.
This was just wonderful! But can I be really pedantic here? (as well as incoherent and worthless)
Much as I would love to think that he wears a bow tie because he's a Doctor Who fan, bow ties are far less insanitary than normal ties - ties trail, think how many of those lovely E.coli, C. difficile and MRSA bugs the average tie could be home to - and how often do they get cleaned?
You're absolutely right Tracy - I was trying to be facetious. Though a bow tie is a daring choice in contemporary society and is sociologically significant. It's time ties were abolished anyway.
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