Shelley the Republican, I think I love you

She's like all of Ewar's letter-writers rolled into one. She's so quotably insane that she's clearly a parody. This is all from the 'God's Hitlist' section. Apparently God spends his time pondering the respective positions of America's political parties, and He's made His choice… Beware - this is an exhaustive list of His dislikes, as dictated to Shelley the Republican. Why He dislikes Chelsea Clinton and Kurt Vonnegut is left unclear… Daniel and Emma: I hope you're honoured to be equated with paedophiles and Linux users, as vegetarians.  I'm deeply honoured to be on the list under several categories.

Heaven's clearly no fun at all.

His expectations are abundantly clear and well documented in His bestselling book – The Bible. Any questions as to your behavior and conduct in your time on Earth find quick answers there. Should I have gay sex? No. Should I take the Lord's name in vain? No. Should I vote Republican? Generally, yes, since they are the only party that believes in God and God’s word.

God’s people hitlist: God wants them dead because they harm America!

Barack “The Muslim” Obama

(aka “Homobama”, “Barack Osama”, “Husein the Terrorist”) 

Tristan Shuddery (He died due to auto-erotic asphyxiation in Room 66 of the Motel 6 in El Reno, Oklahoma on March, 15 2007. He was found the next day by the housekeeper. He was our friend and and part of the STR writer crew but he turned against God. He died and God won!) 

Cory Doctorow ( Pro-hacker liberal, runs a satanic blog called “Boing” ) 

Richard Dawkins 

Michael Moore 

Hillary Clinton 

Bill Clinton 

Chelsea Clinton 

Cindy Sheehan (Has publicly repented from her sins – God won!) 

Al Gore 

Al Franken 

Barrack Osama 

Boris Yeltsin (God Won) 

Kurt Vonnegut (God Won) 

George ?Greasy Greek? Soros 

Charles Darwin (God Won) 

Marcel Marceau (God Won) 

James Cameron 

=============Wrong Choices

God’s lifestyle choices hitlist : God hates people that belong to one of the groups below because they harm America!

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  Gays
  

  
  
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  Liberals
  

  Abortionists
  

  Animal Rights People
  

  Environmentalists
  

• Muzlims
  

  Vegetarians/Vegans
  

  Pedophiles
  

  “Global Warming/Cooling” Believers
  

  Linux users
  

  “Purpose Driven” churches
  

  Mormons
  

  Germans
  

  Government school teachers
  

  The anti-smoking lobby
  

  College Professors
  

  Poets
  

  Hybrid Cars
  

  
  

=============Harmful groups and parties

God’s groups and parties hitlist : God hates people that are member or support the groups and parties below because they harm America!

Democrat Party 

Hezbollah 

Hamas 

UCLA 

=============Harmful bands

God’s music hitlist : God hates people that listen to the bands below because they harm America!

Neil Young 

Slipknot 

Madonna 

Red Hot Chilly Peppers 

Bono 

Patti Smith 

Bob Dylan 

Little Richard 

The The 

David Rovics 

All hip-hop and other musical forms that promote and encourage degraded, drug-addicted and murderous black culture 

Any and All American Idols 

Friends, Family and Fans of Any and All American Idols 

The Dixie Chicks 

Linda Rondstadt 

Ravi Shankar 

Fish 

Bruce Springsteen 

Doris Day  

Anyone who has ever appeared in, listened to, rented or bought in any form the “musical” Rent