Monday, 27 June 2011

Things I learned at my Olympics volunteering interview

1. Cadbury chocolates are very good for you and the more you eat, the more athletic and community-minded you will be. Community is important to Cadbury/Kraft Foods. Though not paying taxes or employing people in the UK.
2. Eating MacDonald's food is a shortcut to sharing the 'Olympic Values'. As with Cadbury's, the food is merely a signifier for the love that both corporations
3. What you can do isn't important. Whether you can repeat the buzzwords enthusiastically is.
4. People who decline to record an inspirational thought on the 'thought wall' will be re-educated in some kind of camp for the glum.

That is all.


Anonymous said...

Did you get the job?

The Plashing Vole said...

Won't know until October.