OK, before I start cleaning my desk and corner (my office mates are horrified by the squalor), I need to plug Ewar's current activity. Now lectures and exams are finished, he and his minions are clearly very bored.
So they - in concert with the ne'erdowells over at Football 365 - have decided to subvert Next's 'Next Model 2011' PR stunt by nominating someone called Roland Bunce.
It seems like a good use of your time. So don't be a dunce, vote Roland Bunce.