Thursday, 28 May 2009

Roast pork

Hooray! Moran and Kirkbride are standing down at the next election. Next up is Blears: we should have a pyre burning outside her house and constant, threatening chanting. Piggy must die! (That's a literary allusion, not incitement to violence).

Update: Kirkbride is innocent. Well, no she isn't, but her heart's clearly in the right place: she's been

6 comments:

Zoot Horn said...

I was going to stand down, but I worked out it would be quicker to just drown my servants in the moat and cut down on the porn hire. Easy.

Natural Blues said...

My English lecturer at college who was a lot like thatcher but with a heart of gold, says she used to go to school with Blears and apparently she was a 'cow' even when she was a teenager. Ooh err..I should have probed her for some juicy stories.

The Plashing Vole said...

Excellent news.
Zoot - you've caused irreparable damage to the local economy by sacking villeins and giving up the old erotic entertainment.

Zoot Horn said...

Is it just my age or is Julie Kirkbride far too attractive to be a) a tory and b) married to that bloodsucking freeloader? Ok, it's me. I'll go back to my starin' window...

The Plashing Vole said...

You disgusting, evil pervert, Mr Horn. Perhaps you have ancestral memories of being flogged while cleaning out some baron's moat?

Zoot Horn said...

I just thought she looked a bit elfin, and that thatch of grey hair was all mumsy, and it was a nice mix. It's all innocent late middle age whimsy. My liking for athletic policewomen is another matter entirely, however.