Kirstie is a horrible Tory speculator who made a career on TV encouraging everyone to play the property market.
Last night, slipping in and out of consciousness, I dimly took in Kirstie's Homemade Christmas.
Her recipe: apparently, it's traditional to have a tree in your home at Christmas. Kitchens are popular places for people to congregate. Baubles go on Christmas trees (especially if you shop at Liberty or hand-blow your own glass. The rest of her tips were similarly either hugely patronisingly obvious, or astoshingly smug/expensive/impractical.
My perfect Christmas involves a fire, some real ales, and a wall of books cutting me off from humanity. Balls to Kirstie's glass balls.