Another brilliant pronouncement

I don't watch The Apprentice. I can't stand Tories or yuppies, and despise its brand of capitalism. However, Alan Sugar seems to have soaked into the fabric of society like some kind of ineradicable pollution. His announcement today:

Women are their own worst enemies

calls for the simple rejoinder 'Not while you're around Alan'.

Remind me again why everyone from the BBC to the government think he's some kind of genius rather than a shameless and rather dim self-promoter with a mouth bigger than his brain. The Clarkson of business, without the charm or self-awareness.