Tuesday, 9 June 2009

More twitter fun

Twitter for Paedophiles: Glitter.
Twitter for plumbers: Shitter.
For exercise fanatics (or engineers): Fitter
For tired university teachers: Bitter
For batsmen: Hitter
For coffee drinkers: Jitter
For the messy: Litter

9 comments:

Benjamin. said...

Typically amusing stuff from you, Vole. Or should that be, Mr Insivible. Natural Blues and I dropped by to pick up essays after mentor training but only Frank Wilson surfaced. We left rather disappointed.

Benjamin. said...

*Invisible, dammit.

The Plashing Vole said...

Sorry you two. I did the 10-1 stint for English/Philosophy and Media, then went to my union meeting.
See you soon, hopefully.

Ewarwoowar said...

For those who don't like real ham, but a cheap, nasty, condensed version of it : Spam Fritter.

Oh, shut up.

Newton Heath 18 said...

What about Kitter for tailors

Dan said...

I saw him. It was kind of like that time I met Bob Taylor and he gave me my GCSE's expect it was a big waste of time as none of my results were there.
Vole was lurched over his Mac, probably doing a bit of covert blogging whilst I was trying to find some of my results.

jadedj said...

Zoo keepers = Critter
Party planners = Glitter
Sexual diviant = Clitter

The Plashing Vole said...

Emma/Jaded - magnificent suggestions.
Merciless: I was indeed surreptitiously blogging. I deserved a break.

Anonymous said...

dermatologists: zitter