I've taught English literatures, media and cultural studies for ten years. I have a first class degree, an MA in Welsh Writing in English and a PhD in masculinity in 1930s Welsh political novels (in English). I have also read all eight volumes of Anne of Green Gables and I'm a fencing coach, referee and welfare officer with the England team. Are there any jobs going?
Come on everybody - tell the nice people in Canada you're desperate to export me…
2 comments:
Sorry Canada the vole stays in Blighty. He is ours.
I second Cynical Ben's comment.
However, you forgot to mention that you are an extremely athletic therefore able to play their favourite national sport- ice hockey. You merely do fencing as a side project to beat inferiors to death. Much like Henry VIII, the Canadians are bloody thirsty and mock those who are not.
Application complete.
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