Kermit has quarantined Miss Piggy.
Porky has been put to the sword.
Squealer, Napoleon and Snowball have been purged - they will never have existed once the records can be altered.
Piglet ran away in a cowardly fashion.
The third little piglet and the wolf have succumbed to the fever, as has Charlotte, thanks to Wilbur's cross-species overfamiliarity.
This flu clearly originated with The Black Pig - the northern Irish symbol of evil and death.
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