The search continues

No jobs at Bergen University or Prince Edward Island University… still excluded from paradise!

My island retreat

I've found a rival institution to lovely UPEI.ca: the University of the Faroes. When you're all fighting over the last tomato plant in Waterworld, I intend to be sitting in a tutorial chatting about books with some of the 130 students.

Here goes nothing

I notice from the stat porn that the University of Prince Edward Island must have Google Alerts on, so:

I've taught English literatures, media and cultural studies for ten years. I have a first class degree, an MA in Welsh Writing in English and a PhD in masculinity in 1930s Welsh political novels (in English). I have also read all eight volumes of Anne of Green Gables and I'm a fencing coach, referee and welfare officer with the England team. Are there any jobs going?

Come on everybody - tell the nice people in Canada you're desperate to export me…