Guess who's back…

Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back.

Now this looks like a job for me 

So everybody, just follow me 

Cause we need a little, controversy 

Cause it feels so empty, without me 

I said this looks like a job for me 

So everybody, just follow me 

Cause we need a little, controversy 

Cause it feels so empty, without me

Well, it's me. Not Slim Shady at all, though I like to think I possess the same street smarts as Mr. Mathers. Though I may be wrong.

I'm back for a massive load of marking and preparation for a huge amount of new teaching, which is going to be a real struggle this time. Oh for a job with sensible workloads, timetables and managers. Maybe in the next life.

Anyway, I thought you might like to see my Christmas present from Neal, who's a very creative man. He's got it into his head that Michael Gove (the education minister who thinks he's intelligent) looks like a fish, so he produced a bottle of artisan Govefish Oil. I literally laughed until all my stomach muscles hurt.

Rear view of the pourer

The other side of the pourer

Govefish sauce

Made in the Faeroes, Bottled in Stoke

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