Repairing to a local hostelry for refreshment last night, we were entranced by the sight of a pair of young lovers nearby. He - bearded, scruffy in a designer kind of way - patiently sat there while she - blonde, fashionable - tenderly pulled out locks of his nasal hair.
Is this normal? Would you let your partner do this to you, in public or in private? Personally, I'm not keen. It's probably quite painful, invasive and rather domineering. And revolting. Did I mention how revolting this tableau was?
2 comments:
Plucking someone's nasal hair is only one step away from squeezing their blackheads- potentially extremely satisfying, but something which should remain very private. Although my son has been known to have been pinned down by me in the aisles of Tesco, when I have espied a rather plump zit which had no place on his nose.
Of course, when young love becomes old love, noses get de fluffed the same time as the ears.
Leave the poor boy alone!
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