I meant to post this a while back, when unreconstructed Classic Labour MP Paul Flynn mentioned it.
It's pure genius. It's a loving tribute to Newport in all its grimy glory, and to Jay-Z's 'Empire State of Mind'. Top marks for the use of the word 'babbles' and rhyming Rap Star with Hamster.
Enough of me. All hail 'Newport (Ymerodraeth State of Mind)'. Ymerodraeth is Welsh for 'Empire'.