Like you Manchester United fans, he doesn't live anywhere near Manchester.
As one of Murdoch's News International team, he too has a 'privileged' relationship with the regulatory authorities, and lives to wipe out the opposition.
Unlike you, he's a Manchester City fan. Let's hope Everyday Isn't Like Sunday for you, Neil!
(Sorry. Bit of Mancunian music-based humour there. But you did ask for more jokes, and everybody ignored my comment about Hazel Blears and the large TV).