Nomenclature

My carefully worded complaint to management about the silent exclusion of all the humanities subjects from our new name was noted in much the same way that the Milky Way will react to the arrival of the Voyager probes (if they're going that way).

Anonymous friends responded in their own ways:

BCU: Performance, Media and English

Birmingham: College of Art and Law

De Montfort: Faculty of Humanities

Gloucestershire: Department of Humanities

Keele: School of Humanities and Social Sciences

Leicester: Faculty of Arts

Warwick: Faculty of Arts

Worcester: Institute of Humanities and Creative Arts

Wolverhampton: School of Law, Social Sciences, and Communications

Doubleplus good. He pushed the picture out of his mind. Humanities were a false memory. He was troubled by false memories occasionally.