I notice that somebody at Sky.com has been reading my blog quite exhaustively. I have a few things to say:
1. Do some real journalism.
2. Nothing to see here, move along please.
3. You are evil (not personally - you're a worker vulnerable to the vicissitudes of capitalism). Don't even think of using anything I've written.
I don't have Sky, so if any of you see any of my best lines on screen, let me know.