Those who are about to die salute you!

Well, it's five o'clock and time to go home. Instead of going to Helen's party tomorrow, I'm off to help set up the Much Wenlock Olympian Games fencing. There are loads of events this weekend, and it's one of Britain's cutest villages, so get yourselves down there. Good pubs, a good book shop, lots of sports (some more serious than others) and beautiful countryside. The fencing is on Sunday at William Brookes School if you want to cheer me on. I'm in charge of the entries, so I already know my name won't be on that trophy…