Go Swimming, See The Sights

What could be more picturesque than a naked man drying all his genital crevices under the wall-mounted hand-dryer?

Google appears to lack illustrative images. Yes, I'm sad too.

Meanwhile, on the way back from swimming, some spectacularly arrogant driving inspired a new marketing slogan, which I'm happy to licence to Range Rover and other companies, perhaps accompanying a picture of a child in crosshairs.

Oddly, Google fails to provide an appropriate image for that too, but here's one I made earlier.

Because let's face it: hit a kid in a tin can and she might bounce off alive. Smack her with a 4 ton brick carrying one person and an iPhone and it's Game Over.

Friday's conundrum (again)

Today's Friday Conundrum is quite simple: who really needs a slap?

My list is obviously endless, with Hazel Blears at the top, but taking in people with hairstyles, Tories, entire categories such as advertising and PR workers, 4x4 drivers, litterbugs, UKIP, anyone who uses their mobile telephone as a music player, Steve Quitterill…