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I'm not sure which is more depressing - that the front runner for the Republicans wants to abolish the Departments for Education (librls conspirin' to tell kids stuff what we don't want 'em to larn 'bout) and Commerce (all those nasty rules) and rip up the Environmental Protection Agency, or that he's such an inarticulate dumbass. He's George Bush's successor as Texan governor, so perhaps it goes with the job. But he's starting to actually look like Dubya. Must be all the oil seeping into their genes.