Going out last night was quite annoying: an English midlands town packed with English people wearing Guinness hats AS THOUGH IT WAS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE. As the owner of an Irish passport, I celebrated by drinking real ales and going for a curry, as is traditional.
However, if you're wondering why that silly hat seemed appropriate, and why you feel so bad today, here's an Hibernian air to explain it all, with a catchy beat.
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