The Hegemon Students' Union is paying a little call on Paul Uppal MP today, momentarily distracting him from his ongoing quest to further enrich himself by changing the country's tax laws to suit multimillionaire commercial property owners. I imagine the conversation will go something like this:
Students: Excuse me Mr Uppal. Can you vote against £9000 fees, the massive cut in the teaching grant and the withdrawal of the EMA? And can we have some more gruel please sir?
Mr. Uppal. No. Go away, paupers. Vote Tory.
Students: Thank'ee sir. And a merry Christmas to you Mr. Scrooge sir.
That'll show them who they're messing with.