Take the CIA's personality quiz. If you dare. It doesn't demand experience in waterboarding, but a certain moral flexibility is clearly desirable.
Apparently I'm a thoughtful observer, which makes me an ideal candidate to write withering assessments of foreigners to be later leaked to the world and laughed at. I see myself more as Penfold really.
I'd disable all your filesharing torrents, switch off cookies and don't mention Wikileaks!