Monday 27 April 2009

Swine flu update

All showings of Babe in the City are henceforth banned.
Kermit has quarantined Miss Piggy.
Porky has been put to the sword.
Squealer, Napoleon and Snowball have been purged - they will never have existed once the records can be altered.
Piglet ran away in a cowardly fashion.
The third little piglet and the wolf have succumbed to the fever, as has Charlotte, thanks to Wilbur's cross-species overfamiliarity.

This flu clearly originated with The Black Pig - the northern Irish symbol of evil and death.

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