Souper advice for morons

Sometimes I wonder if the university thinks its students and staff are utter morons - such as when they provide a 6 stage list of instructions for serving soup.

Sorry about the quality - had to snatch it in a hurry. I ignore rules 2, 3 and 6.

I didn't know the Orkneys had a football team

In the window of the bookies' next door to my flat.

What a stupid start to the day

Trying to pay my water bill, I realise I left my card in a cash machine, two days ago. What an utter moron I can be…

Ho hum. Back to work. At least I can't buy any books for another week.

Update. Not in a cash machine. In a supermarket yesterday evening. I'm still a moron.