Royalty-free zone

The only television programmes last night which didn't mention next year's royal wedding were those with 'Nazis' in the title. I even found myself switching off the news, which is unheard of for me.

So I make this pledge: however annoyed I get, the marriage between William and Kate will never, ever be mentioned by me again.

Update: Cameron wants a bank holiday for the bloody wedding. I intend to go to work on that day. Who's with me?