But there is light relief

How's this for a wonderful headline?

MP's wife accused of stealing kitten

It's a lovely detail from the long and eventful history of millionaire financier and News of the World 'Love Rat' Award winner, John Hemming MP, one of the more, shall we say, colourful Liberal Democrats. His wife apparently stole said feline from her husband's lover (who had his child a few years ago).

What first attracted his wife, his lover and the 'about 26 other' women to millionaire John Hemming?

Hemming: looking for pussy.

I tought I taw a puddy cat

My youngest sister, marooned at home for the time it takes to do a nursing degree, has shamelessly used my 96 years old grandmother in a campaign to get a kitten. This is the result.