I have a question for the homeopaths

OK, if substances are more powerful the more they're diluted, why is it that I get drunk on strong beer and stay sober on low-alcohol beer? If homeopathy's right, all those drivers who stuck to alcohol-free lager should be off their faces and causing carnage.

Eh? EH?

Homeosexuals

XKCD nails it again. It's worth looking at this on his page for the excellent mouseover joke.

In case you're not sure why this is funny: homeopathy claims that the more diluted an ingredient is, the more powerful it becomes - homeopathic solutions often contain no more than one or two molecules of the original useless rubbish.