I get readers!

What is it with politicians and civil servants? I've had one from gov.ie and one from gov.au searching for 'caviar woman brazil' and 'caviar woman adriano'. Meanwhile, an Ottawan searched for 'rat poison snorted'. My advice is: don't.

Dignity is all

I love this, from the Observer's 'Said and Done' feature, especially the last two sentences:

Adriano's ex-girlfriend Joana Machado says the striker's high-profile romps with Rio porn stars Strawberry Woman and Caviar Woman are "sad". "When we were together in Milan he was a very jealous guy, very twitchy. Now we're apart, he despairs." Machado says she'll have a tattoo of his name removed from under her breast before resuming a career for Playboy Brazil. "Dignity matters to my family."