I should be working but I'm paralysed with joy - Premiership survival assured and by such a sweet method: beating West Brom yet again. 26 games, 1 defeat. Altogether now: 'We always beat West Brom'.
Actually, I'll quite miss West Brazilwich, and having them replaced with Wolverhampton isn't really a fair exchange. If people think Stoke play - ahem - 'direct' or 'physical' football, wait until they see the yam-yams hack their way to 0-0 results.
To my friends: note that SCFC are now above Blackburn Rovers, above all the other promoted teams, and above Newcastle etc. etc. We'll turn Newcastle over on Saturday, beat whoever we have left at home, then end the season by being the first team (I think) to beat Arsenal at Highbury this season. Probably.
