Friday's conundrum

Mr Meat Loaf proclaimed that he would do anything for love, but he wouldn't do 'that', which in his case presumably meant 'diet'.

What wouldn't you do for love? As you're my readers, you're probably lonely, desperate and vulnerable - like me - so I'm guessing that very little self-abasement is excluded, but let's hear it.

What wouldn't I do?

Hazel Blears

vote Tory

praise Ocean Colour Scene

eat fish

recognise Nagorno-Karabakh

read Coelho or any other self-help book

endure Tarantino films

I'm sure there are more.