Same old Tories

The Tories' logo is an oak tree, which now seems quite ironic given their desire to sell off all the forests, so Neal's adapted it slightly. Feel free to send in your own.

New logo reflects the student experience

Here's my suggestion for our 'rebranding'. Can you guess the inspiration?

New logo. World saved.

Yes, despite having a multimillion pound deficit, 250 redundancies, fewer modules and larger classes, everything's going to be OK, because we've paid some trendily-bespectacled wankers a large amount of money for a new logo to make everything alright.

Anyone like to speculate on what the new slogans might be?