Raise your glasses to the Map Twats

It's Stafford Beer Festival tomorrow - I'll be there from noon until they toss my beer-soaked corpse out with the trash, along with the Map Twats and the Ginger Twins (actually husband and wife). I'm particularly looking forward to a foaming pint of Comrade Bill Bartram's Egalitarian Anti-Imperialist Soviet Stout. Only a hero of the revolution can manage a pint of this 6.9% brew!