A witty send-off for the News of the World, much unlamented. Daily Mail next? Please? NOTW was the drunk lairy cousin who'd ruin family occasions. The Mail is the evil insidious domineering patriarch that keeps everyone in line with vicious commentary, revealing a deep vein of racism and general misanthropy: it's much more socially corrosive than the NOTW because by behaving like it's important, it's actually become more powerful than it deserves.
Oh, and Billy Bragg has some advice for you.